November 2020 Edition
Currently my ears are carrying my
headphones, my sunglasses, and a face mask. Ears are
the new purse! It is officially wear a sweater in the morning and regret it in the afternoon
type of weather. It also brings new and the same old challenges. For us the challenge is
missing our buddies and wanting to go to a crowded coffee. It is also the time for
thankfulness. Lets not forget all of our blessings. You are one of my many blessings.
As I have said repeatedly, Newcomers saved me! We will turn our many udder cheeks
and mooove on until we are told differently. Trust me when I say Donna and I have
sorely missed all of you, the chatter and laughs, the camaraderie with dear ladies,
and all the fun we have. We hold you close in our hearts until we can hold you in
a great big hug. Have a wonderful Thanksgiving holiday and remember us too.
We all WILL and CAN do this.
Do you need advice, a chuckle, a tee hee hee, a har dee, har, har ? Read these quips. Its all right here.
Aging gracefully is an art. Aging disgracefully is a blast!!
I told my wife how thankful I was to have someone I have enjoyed being quarantined with. She said, It must be nice.
Its important to look closely at campaign signs. Last time I voted for a real estate agent.
Lance is a pretty uncommon name these days, but in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot.
You know when you buy a bag of salad and it gets all brown and soggy? Cookies dont do that.
Now that Ive lived through the plague, I know why most Renaissance paintings are of chubby women laying around without bras.
Dont run with bagpipe. You could put out an aye or worse yet get kilt.
You know you are getting old when you cant walk past a bathroom without thinking I might as well go while Im here.
Know where cow farts come from? The Dairy Air. Ha Ha Mooo
Its weird being the same age as old people.
I want to be like Saul. On the road to De-Mask-us
Why cant you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because the P is silent.
The fattest knight at King Arthurs round table was Sir Cumference. He aquired his size from too much Pi.
Ive noted squirrels gathering nuts for winter and a couple of my friends are missing. Are you in a safe place?
You can only put your big girl panties on and deal with it so many times before the elastic breaks and you really show your a - -.
I see people climbing mountains and zip lining and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.
I hate it when I go to the kitchen for dinner and all I find are ingredients.
I may not be the most important person in your life. I just hope that when you hear my name you smile and say, "That's my friend."
Donna and Evelyn
2020 Co-Presidents of
Newcomers Club of Greater Columbia